Tuesday, September 29, 2015
99% To The 1%: Why Don't You Just Bribe Us?
Rich people, it's time we make a deal.
You've managed to buy the elections and the lawmaking process. You affected the changes that allowed you to become the 1% over the last 30 years.
And as long as there was a happy, middle-class general population, nobody cared.
But you fucked up. You done took too much, and now the middle class is too far below the poverty line to be called "middle". We see what you did there, and we're sick of it!
You guys are fucking old and your days are numbered.
When the change comes, you guys are gonna have to start paying taxes. And all your loopholes will be closed, and the government won't belong to you anymore.
In the meantime, you want things to stay the same? Easy.
BRIBE US WITH GOOD LIFE AND WE LEAVE YOU ALONE. Duh.
You've managed to buy the elections and the lawmaking process. You affected the changes that allowed you to become the 1% over the last 30 years.
And as long as there was a happy, middle-class general population, nobody cared.
But you fucked up. You done took too much, and now the middle class is too far below the poverty line to be called "middle". We see what you did there, and we're sick of it!
You guys are fucking old and your days are numbered.
When the change comes, you guys are gonna have to start paying taxes. And all your loopholes will be closed, and the government won't belong to you anymore.
In the meantime, you want things to stay the same? Easy.
BRIBE US WITH GOOD LIFE AND WE LEAVE YOU ALONE. Duh.
Humorism vs. Comedy
One of these days I will figure it out. I will crack you guys up and you won't even see it coming cuz I won't even be kidding. In the meantime, I appreciate the small amount of attention and loyalty that I'm currently getting, even if you're laughing at me the wrong way. Cheers <3
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