Wednesday, April 15, 2026

They Must've Been Forking Each Other Silly

 The ancient Greeks thought it was perfectly normal for men to fuck each other... actually "being a homosexual" wasn't a thing until Dandies and macaroni caps. 

So how did it become an abomination in the eyes of the Lord?! 

I mean IDK but I was just imagining that maybe the Roman army generals couldn't control their men because of all the rampant fucking and were like, "how are we gonna patrol this empire when all these men can't stop fucking each other for five minutes and focus?" And from there it made its way into the Bible. 

IDK would that even make a group of men more efficient? Or less?!

anyway maybe it wasn't about hate, maybe it was about productivity?